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12-year old sucks carrie underwood’s face

 

This 12 year old got his first kiss from Carrie Underwood!!!

Carrie Underwood gives fan his first kissIn case you haven’t heard, here’s a quick rundown of what happened:  1.  12-year old boy, Chase, with a huge celebrity crush on Carrie Underwood prepares to go to her Louisville, Kentucky, concert by making a sign that says, “Carrie be my first kiss”.  2.  During the concert, Carrie sees the sign and the star-crossed boy and calls him up on stage.  3.  LIP WRESTLING!

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I don’t get it.  If this is what the world is coming to, you will soon find me at all of Zooey Deschanel‘s red carpet events with similar signs.  Oh gosh, think of all the consecutive girls he kisses that end with him walking away saying, “Nope, Carrie was better.”  This kid is going to have some really high standards for whatever girl he lays eyes on.  Not only that, but it was his first kiss.  Can we all just take a moment of silence and remember my first kiss in the middle of a corn field?

Yikes.

But what really gets me is how easy this was for him to do.  Is it that easy to kiss a girl?  Because my luck has been comparable to Alexander in Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.  I mean, if a 12-year old can show me up, I need to step up my game here.  T-Swift, watch out!

So, Chase, the tip of the hat to you.  Don’t steal all the ladies.  Oh, and when you run into Zooey in your rampant, love-filled escapades make sure to mention me.  I’d appreciate it.

 

 

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